Dear Australian Defector,
Thank you for your interest in moving to our superior country, which proudly holds four times the amount of Olympic boxing medals as yours. Unfortunately for you, all available places have been taken. I apologise for the intense depressive episode this may cause.
Once you have gotten over your disappointment, might I suggest you attempt to win back your country's pride by playing the official video game of the Beijing 2008™ Olympic Games - find out more here. It is now your only hope.
Kind regards,
Hungarian Minister for Immigration.
